Story time: of my high school friends (we were the nerd group) I was the “crazy” one that everyone expected to be doing something stupid after college. Turns out, I’m the only one of us that doesn’t still live primarily at home with my parents. The rest of them do. Feel bad for them, but at the same time, don’t hate the player hate the game.
Todds Dads thoughts while examining the bottle: “this bottle is shit scotch, but I’m gonna look intrigued because I don’t want to hurt my poor sons feelings because he’s mentally incapable of buying me a good bottle of scotch or bringing a nice girl home.”
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We had the problem of the drains getting clogged by semen in the showers. Needless to say, I’m having that issue and I live by myself.
I want this to stop, but at the same time I don’t
Send me the address of your office and you may or may not have random women/men (don’t know how you fly and don’t judge) come over.
Should’ve done it. Would’ve been way cool.
My text to everyone: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!”
Bout to get rowdy. I plan on being very hungover for mass this Sunday.
Exactly! You truly are an Apostle, Rico.
Story time: of my high school friends (we were the nerd group) I was the “crazy” one that everyone expected to be doing something stupid after college. Turns out, I’m the only one of us that doesn’t still live primarily at home with my parents. The rest of them do. Feel bad for them, but at the same time, don’t hate the player hate the game.
The religious one? Maybe?
Didn’t even know you had a heart.
My wish list: pay my college tuition, and buy me the 21 year Glenfiddich. Thanks.
Johnny Green has gotten worse over the years, but Johnny Double Black is pretty good
THANK YOU!
Pretty label. High price. Common name. But it’s shit scotch. I cannot stress that enough.
10/10: way better gift than Todd’s
He should’ve had the foresight to know it was shit scotch and bought him good stuff. Also, he didn’t know it was a regift.
Todds Dads thoughts while examining the bottle: “this bottle is shit scotch, but I’m gonna look intrigued because I don’t want to hurt my poor sons feelings because he’s mentally incapable of buying me a good bottle of scotch or bringing a nice girl home.”
Todd giving his day Blue Label is a rookie fucking move. Now I know Todd is a fucking loser. Idiot.
I went with a smaller SUV. Currently riding in a Mazda CX-5 after my old Volvo crapped out at 199k miles. It’s been amazing.
I’ve done all of these things and I’m still single. What the hell, JR?