Planned on staying in tonight. I almost didn’t read this because I was afraid I’d convince myself that I should go out. Nope, just solidified that I will be staying in and will not be drunk texting my ex.
“Plus, if you don’t know how you’re getting home, you can always crash at the party and leave in the morning. Can’t do that in a bar. No, sir.”
Unless you’re that poor soul from this week’s worst reader submitted stories who woke up in the bar’s deep freezer.
Most of the cast members were hanging out (“falling in love”, hooking up, whatever you’d like to believe) while the Corrine/DeMario incident got sorted out. Hopefully that makes the measly 10 days of filming a little more juicy.
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These are really good and somehow really depressing at the same time, which is exactly what dating feels like these days.
I was really expecting to see dcheverere as the author of this one
Going to need you to limit your use of the term “daddy” to once per article please
Seconded. There’s the initial “wait..what’s different here?” thought and that’s about it.
Right?! I’d need significantly more liquor to be able to make it through this.
Your paragraph combining The Bachelor, Trump, porn, and The Office deserves a Pulitzer. This is greatness. And Krystal sucks.
Planned on staying in tonight. I almost didn’t read this because I was afraid I’d convince myself that I should go out. Nope, just solidified that I will be staying in and will not be drunk texting my ex.
“Plus, if you don’t know how you’re getting home, you can always crash at the party and leave in the morning. Can’t do that in a bar. No, sir.”
Unless you’re that poor soul from this week’s worst reader submitted stories who woke up in the bar’s deep freezer.
Most of the cast members were hanging out (“falling in love”, hooking up, whatever you’d like to believe) while the Corrine/DeMario incident got sorted out. Hopefully that makes the measly 10 days of filming a little more juicy.
Downloaded Bumble a few minutes ago and I’ll spend the next few hours at work overthinking what pictures and clever lines to include..yaaaay
Posted an insta yesterday in California with a #adventuring caption. Feeling personally attacked over here.
TGDAG: Day Drink and Get Ass Tats*
Any chance Lizzie is looking at schools in Chicago?
@willsyogajourney is best insta account out there. way to hit that crow pose deFries