thephilberg

Straight out of the womb, Phil Rosenberg knew he was destined for greatness. Born on a small island off the coast of New York. Phil was raised on Judd Apatow, Mel Brooks, John Hughes, and Dan Schneider, creating the man-child super-jew he is today.

Member Since 05/13/2014

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The kief catcher on my grinder is the closest thing I have to a savings account. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Incredible. The action starts at the 1:20 mark. From Pitman High in Turlock, California. The kid obviously won. He’s gonna kill it at weddings.

This High School Kid’s Michael Jackson Impersonation Will Blow Your Mind

They’re really all the same.

Every Single Commencement Speech Follows These 8 Steps

My iphone considers this my lifestyle. #PGP

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Velveeta’s Facebook Page Has Flown Completely Off The Handle

The Coolest Female Celebs Every Guy Really Wants