Trying to figure out how families of my coworkers live on my salary. PGP

Mike Trout is 23 and won the AL MVP. I’m 23 and won a new mouse pad in our office raffle. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

Girls going from “sexy” to “comfy” Halloween costumes. PGP.

My dad guilt tripped me into flying home for Holidays. The tickets cost $800. Then he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. How about $800? PGP.

My parents still ask about my high school girlfriend who is married. PGP.

I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

I was so excited about getting this job. Now I’m only excited for lunch. PGP.