Discovered that Kombucha is carbonated. At my desk. All over my keyboard.

Realizing you’ve eaten your last six meals at your desk.

Got more Bumble matches in 7 days in Europe than I have in the past 6 months in the US. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

Blocking your schedule out for a “meeting” so you can go buy 1/2 price candy during work. PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.