Once you hit alumni status, you should ditch the bleached Wranglers. They go from stranglers to “dad jeans” once you start getting pay checks. Some of us learned the hard way.
While I miss having an entire week of my life blur together in a haze of alcohol, sun, and bikini-clad coeds, getting a paycheck trumps a two-story beer bong full of warm Keystone.
You just have to put yourself out there to get that midnight smooch! You know, get so hammered your standards disappear! It works for a lot of guys and girls.
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Instead of writing “You get all four seasons,” you should just say “You have to wear pants for four or more months.” No one wants that.
Once you hit alumni status, you should ditch the bleached Wranglers. They go from stranglers to “dad jeans” once you start getting pay checks. Some of us learned the hard way.
If you’re put up in a motel, don’t bother. The list of turn-offs associated with places like this are endless.
While I miss having an entire week of my life blur together in a haze of alcohol, sun, and bikini-clad coeds, getting a paycheck trumps a two-story beer bong full of warm Keystone.
You just have to put yourself out there to get that midnight smooch! You know, get so hammered your standards disappear! It works for a lot of guys and girls.
It’s all frat and games until you’re so hungover you puke at work. Then you’re just a drunk son of a bitch living in the past.
A coworker of mine started wearing leggings and the other girls in the office followed suit. She’s a liberator in my book.