I keep calling my desk phone from my cell phone to make it sound like im busy PGP.

Skipping the closet and just living entirely out of the dryer. #PGP

“Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat.”- Andy Bernard

Coworkers that don’t seem to understand the one stall buffer in the bathroom. PGP.

Your new email being “firstname.lastname@company.com.” PGP.

Locking your computer screen every time you leave your desk so no one can look at all the work you haven’t been doing. PGP.

Emailing someone your phone number so you don’t have to be the one to call. PGP.

Being excited about your weekend plans turning into being excited about having nothing going on during the weekend as you get older. PGP.