This ties into a couple of these, but drinking is an expensive hobby. I like craft beer more than most people, but budget for the weekends and don’t drink yourself into debt. Or else you might become me and using your bonus to pay off your credit card.
Wow, i have lived second paragraph in verbatim many times. Spotify in the kitchen waiting for the cab, slamming shots to “save money at the bar” (which always works out in the opposite way)
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Getting married and having kids is last generation, it’s all about moving in together and getting a puppy now.
Usually end up playing your worst games against your old man because of the mental pressure it adds to the game.
Eat a flank steak and put on wet socks before going to bed.
WHOA, chill dude.
This ties into a couple of these, but drinking is an expensive hobby. I like craft beer more than most people, but budget for the weekends and don’t drink yourself into debt. Or else you might become me and using your bonus to pay off your credit card.
hold the cab, imma pound one more.
Wow, i have lived second paragraph in verbatim many times. Spotify in the kitchen waiting for the cab, slamming shots to “save money at the bar” (which always works out in the opposite way)
But boots, all day, every day.
Orange County was awesome, and there’s a couple other good ones. but i agree that Obverse and Report was horrible
uh yeah, that entire wedding party is made of strippers.
#teamcoco?
I’m going to eventually hate whatever song is my alarm, so i just use the ringtone.
you just described the girl that has it out for me at work.
So are kids not getting spanked anymore or what?
:goofy movie reference:
I enjoy competitive eating, but oh my god what a horrible food choice. he must not realize what he’s doing.
I’m all about moving back to practical effects and away from CGI, but that CGI and MoCap in that last part of the trailer is pretty impressive
*when you’re poor
How to date when you profit:
1. Don’t Eat, get 6-pack
2. Put yourself in a shirt-off situation
3. ???
4. Profit
If you asked me what my dream job was it would be something where i can just watch The Office all day.
This guy has basically gone and done that. Good on him.