Trump is really surging in the office polls around here. PGP

My day doesn’t really begin until coffee and I destroy a toilet. PGP

The supplies in my office aren’t worth stealing. PGP

Added twenty minutes to my commute thanks to a school bus stopping traffic every thousand feet. PGP

Already out of Tinder swipes for the day. PGP

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM

I’ve had Monday morning anxiety since Friday afternoon. PGP

Work. Drink. Sleep. Repeat. PGP

Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

My desk situation is giving me tennis elbow. PGP