It’s not even 9 AM and some savage ha already left the toilet unflushed. PGP

Wearing noise cancelling headphones and still hearing my coworker try to talk to me in the break room. PGP

Threw out my lower back playing corn hole at a brewery this weekend. PGP

The only productive thing I’ve done today is fill out my bracket. PGP

The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

The guy in the stall next to me is trying to start a conversation. PGP

I haven’t had a legitimate answer to “what are you working on?” since before thanksgiving. PGP

Sometimes I use my coworker’s condiments, just to feel alive. PGP

Always choosing wrong on your morning commute. PGP

Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove