Had a wedding, a concert, and a golf outing this weekend; not checking my bank account ’til next paycheck. PGP

My buddy’s wedding this Saturday begins at my college teams kickoff. PGP

I just shat coffee. PGP

Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP

Kicked the bathroom door down and slipped on the wet floor. PGP

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP

May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

Really putting my Constanza moves to work this afternoon. PGP

When’s the next holiday weekend? PGP