I think the office went to lunch without me. PGP
Carpooling with the work wife. PGP
The decision to get your transmission fixed or buy a new car. PGP
Woke up this morning and thought it was Friday. PGP
People in the office are bringing their kids in Friday to trick or treat. Now I have to share my candy. PGP
Spending money I don’t have on things I don’t want. PGP
First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP
Getting Honeymoon Snapchats. PGP
The guy that hovers at your desk in silence waiting for you to start a conversation. PGP