D(umpster)uda: Can I get a 4-pack of buttermilk chicken tenders and a large diet?
Drivethru attendent: Would you like fries with that?
D(umpster)uda: Yeah, and how about a cup of coffee, thats the adult way to finish this meal.
Vegas baby! I will be planting my ass at the sports book yelling at horses thousands of miles away. And of course taking my SO out for a nice birthday dinner. AMP’d
Just going to leave this here… Dasani was Coke’s answer to Pepsi’s brand Aquafina, and because there is no need for one-upsmanship in the non-alcoholic beverage industry, you guessed it: Dasani is just filtered tap-water, just like Aquafina.
The best and the worst are the same. Time is a flat circle.
“There isn’t really a noticeable variety among whites” – 5OClockShadow
White wines matter; if you cannot taste the difference between pinot grigio and chardonnay you are certainly not someone who should be tossing out wine musings all willy-nilly.
Want to get weird? Try some Vigonier, maybe have a Riesling that isn’t loaded with sugar, you know what else is white wine? Champagne/Sparkling Wine/Cava/Prosecco.
“But ‘Taxed’, white wine cant stand up to red meat and I’m basically a lion.” WRONG, find your self a heavy duty CA chard: full oak, please.
“The Protocol School of XXXXXX” Seriously, more than one? How did this happen? Are businesses actually paying to send people to these things or does some hipster scumbag who has decided his $9/hr cubicle environment is just too much like ancient Rome pay to go to this?
Partners don’t want to talk to you, you won’t be invited to that fundraising event. Biglaw associates are literally drones meant to generate billable hours, not ideas, not small-talk, not the hottest legal theory since Palsgraf. Forget speaking with clients and wowing them with your above average physique and great ability to not be awkward, the clients don’t even want you to exist because they hate paying for a summer or even a first year associate; so good luck with those hours. My .$.02, find a niche that has applicability outside of traditional law (see: tax, healthcare) and run like hell to an underpaid job where you have a chance at 40 hours a week, ever. Best of luck and good luck on those outlines, you’re gonna need ’em.
Alright Brad, if that is your real name, we need to quantify this… Scarf @ 20 degrees: practical and totally acceptable. Scarf @ 60 degrees: effeminate and worthless, indicative of grade 1 hipster.
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Floafers: just as you had almost forgotten crocs.
D(umpster)uda: Can I get a 4-pack of buttermilk chicken tenders and a large diet?
Drivethru attendent: Would you like fries with that?
D(umpster)uda: Yeah, and how about a cup of coffee, thats the adult way to finish this meal.
Because of the implication…
@Duda
She’s not real Will, please God tell us she’s not real…
Vegas baby! I will be planting my ass at the sports book yelling at horses thousands of miles away. And of course taking my SO out for a nice birthday dinner. AMP’d
In.
Come on, Toots. Live a little!
Howard Edward Butt – The more you know.
Just going to leave this here… Dasani was Coke’s answer to Pepsi’s brand Aquafina, and because there is no need for one-upsmanship in the non-alcoholic beverage industry, you guessed it: Dasani is just filtered tap-water, just like Aquafina.
The best and the worst are the same. Time is a flat circle.
“There isn’t really a noticeable variety among whites” – 5OClockShadow
White wines matter; if you cannot taste the difference between pinot grigio and chardonnay you are certainly not someone who should be tossing out wine musings all willy-nilly.
Want to get weird? Try some Vigonier, maybe have a Riesling that isn’t loaded with sugar, you know what else is white wine? Champagne/Sparkling Wine/Cava/Prosecco.
“But ‘Taxed’, white wine cant stand up to red meat and I’m basically a lion.” WRONG, find your self a heavy duty CA chard: full oak, please.
If only we had a name for a hungover Sunday, something catchy…
“The Protocol School of XXXXXX” Seriously, more than one? How did this happen? Are businesses actually paying to send people to these things or does some hipster scumbag who has decided his $9/hr cubicle environment is just too much like ancient Rome pay to go to this?
Partners don’t want to talk to you, you won’t be invited to that fundraising event. Biglaw associates are literally drones meant to generate billable hours, not ideas, not small-talk, not the hottest legal theory since Palsgraf. Forget speaking with clients and wowing them with your above average physique and great ability to not be awkward, the clients don’t even want you to exist because they hate paying for a summer or even a first year associate; so good luck with those hours. My .$.02, find a niche that has applicability outside of traditional law (see: tax, healthcare) and run like hell to an underpaid job where you have a chance at 40 hours a week, ever. Best of luck and good luck on those outlines, you’re gonna need ’em.
I’d like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it’s not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula!
This is a perfect example of the “fake news” the media has been in a tizzy over.
A walker and dentures.
Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.
Fermented with meat! ®
Alright Brad, if that is your real name, we need to quantify this… Scarf @ 20 degrees: practical and totally acceptable. Scarf @ 60 degrees: effeminate and worthless, indicative of grade 1 hipster.