House of cards was simply created to serve as a metaphorical mirror for society to highlight their inability to self-moderate and simultaneously demonstrate that self regulation is paramount in our quest for inner fulfillment….
I’ve often thought about how funny it would be to honestly answer our VP on Monday when he says “so what’d you get into this weekend”
Uhh, well Bob – I probably drank about 67 beers, did a bunch of blow on Saturday night and took down some 6 whose name is still managing to elude me despite the fact I got roped into driving her home Sunday morning. Nothing too crazy – How about you, anything interesting?
Without reading the article I think it’s pretty humorous that the irony of having to write a “women aren’t crazy” article in the first place is lost on you.
Also, I recently read in a National Geographic that the majority of women aren’t crazy, however those that pro-actively defend their anti-crazy status, in 101.7% of cases, are absolutely bat shit crazy.
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House of cards was simply created to serve as a metaphorical mirror for society to highlight their inability to self-moderate and simultaneously demonstrate that self regulation is paramount in our quest for inner fulfillment….
Seriously….Kind of terrifying.
Are you writing this article as a form of self validation or was this intended for an outward audience?
This is awesome. World needs more of these dads
I’ve always taken being called a “yankee” as a compliment.
Essentially it means you’re a richer, healthier, better educated, winning version of a “rebel”
jesus…
Please be sure to factor in divorce statistics that have been aggregated over the year as they relate to;
Age when married correlated to duration of marriage.
1. It’s 3:30 pm
I’ve often thought about how funny it would be to honestly answer our VP on Monday when he says “so what’d you get into this weekend”
Uhh, well Bob – I probably drank about 67 beers, did a bunch of blow on Saturday night and took down some 6 whose name is still managing to elude me despite the fact I got roped into driving her home Sunday morning. Nothing too crazy – How about you, anything interesting?
“it’s a sight to behold. $1 bottles/2 for 1 $2 drafts/$2 Pints/$2 Wells. All. Day. Long. You can get blacked out drunk on $15”
But you’re still in Wisconsin. I can get drunk for less than that on my deck and I’m still in a real city.
“People who think they are superior because they read books instead of watch reality TV.”
They are
Without reading the article I think it’s pretty humorous that the irony of having to write a “women aren’t crazy” article in the first place is lost on you.
Also, I recently read in a National Geographic that the majority of women aren’t crazy, however those that pro-actively defend their anti-crazy status, in 101.7% of cases, are absolutely bat shit crazy.
Yeah, the government is going to take about 37% of everything you make…
Gil needs to develop a little coke habit to really put his confidence into overdrive.
Couple of dusters before a work happy hour might do the trick.
Taking the metro after the bars? Woof.
# 1: Because you live there.
If you haven’t been arrested by the time you’re 19 you’re doing something wrong.
If I had 150mm I’d be dead in year.
One perk that’s probably overlooked is not having to know how to properly capitalize a title.
Best column I’ve read on here in a long time.
#1 You’re underemployed.