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Sounds awesome, tbh.
The tweets? No. Satire.
K.
You’re right, the five lists we’ve published in the month of October is wildly excessive.
Well, I drank about 1,000 this weekend so I should be a regular Casanova.
You put out such a Patrick Kane vibe in your photo.
What? Myrtle Fucking Beach?
#FireJam
The lip bite, though.
Just for transparency purposes, I had Taco Deli today and didn’t pack my lunch.
(I drink my coffee black and order Americanos if I’m at a coffee shop.)
Order a Blue Wave, Jared. I hear they’re wonderful.
Did I have low-key wood? Maybe.
I have tiny toes and nails. It’s not something I’m proud of, but I could no longer live in shame and anonymity any longer.
I used that photo because I have a huge crush on the girl from the ESPN commercial. Oops.
Put your dicks away, boys. This pissing contest is over.
Okay, there were only two and that’s on me.
Of course not. My Instagrams are awesome. Everyone knows that.
I’ll never fully understand you, Shibby, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t drink a ton of beers with you.
Preach.