Will 8 years ago on Touching Base Took The Sage Northcutt Challenge And Ripped Some Apples In Half Moments before it happened, I looked Dillon in the eye and said, “I don’t care what it takes, I’m ripping this damn apple.” 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Touching Base Took The Sage Northcutt Challenge And Ripped Some Apples In Half People are saying that my T seems higher lately. 35 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Touching Base Took The Sage Northcutt Challenge And Ripped Some Apples In Half It legitimately wasn’t that hard. But we did a round two and it went horribly. 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on No One's Getting Married Anymore Because We're All Broke As Hell You have to spend money to give the appearance that you make money. 38 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on No One's Getting Married Anymore Because We're All Broke As Hell I am buying no such ring, Banker. I’m fairly certain I’ll end up losing money on Scaries shirts if that’s any indication of my business acumen. 47 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on A Disgustingly Huge Amount Of Our Student Loans Are About To Be Permanently Forgiven Ride your high horse right on out of here. -54 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Canadian Police Have Come Up With The Best Way To Deter Drunk Driving I MURDERED that featured image. 28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Millennials Would Rather Go On Vacation Than Get Engaged Which Proves We Aren't A Bunch Of Idiots I don’t think you realize how good of foreshadowing this comment is for today’s TGDAG. 98 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on An Honest Breakdown Of The Unrealistic Dos And Don'ts Of Bachelor Parties Paleontologists study dinosaurs and they’ve never encountered a single one. I study this shit, NeverGrad. I’m deep in the millennial game. 145 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Will 8 years ago on The Most Miserable Tidbits From Last Week's New York Times Vows Section While you make a valid point, I still went with something a step-up from Domino’s. 32 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on I Stalked My Coworker And I'm Too Invested To Stop Once they post three photos without their significant other, your mind is allowed to start wondering, “They single?” 53 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on The Founder Of Corona Left Millions Of Dollars To Everyone In His Hometown (Updated) Dammit. Can’t even trust Time anymore. 38 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Mr. Peanut Singlehandedly Kept The Dab Alive At Today's Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Yeah, he absolutely crushed that write-up. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Touching Base, Episode 54: Twitter Fingers If having a dialogue with rap legends is frowned upon, you’ll find me mean mugging while looking at my iPhone screen on the regular. -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on I Definitely Unknowingly Do A Lot Of Dumb Stuff Because I'm A Generic White Guy No explanation on that but I’m definitely doing it this weekend. 71 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on A Protester Came At Anthony Bourdain, And It's Safe To Say That Bourdain Wasn't Having It You say this as if I haven’t already said that before when writing about him. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Pre-Thanksgiving We all saw his post-game, man. He’s sad enough without having to be publicly shamed on noted website PostGradProblems.com. 80 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Moments before it happened, I looked Dillon in the eye and said, “I don’t care what it takes, I’m ripping this damn apple.”
People are saying that my T seems higher lately.
It legitimately wasn’t that hard. But we did a round two and it went horribly.
You have to spend money to give the appearance that you make money.
I am buying no such ring, Banker. I’m fairly certain I’ll end up losing money on Scaries shirts if that’s any indication of my business acumen.
Ride your high horse right on out of here.
I MURDERED that featured image.
I don’t think you realize how good of foreshadowing this comment is for today’s TGDAG.
Paleontologists study dinosaurs and they’ve never encountered a single one. I study this shit, NeverGrad. I’m deep in the millennial game.
Kind of, he’s done three different videos.
While you make a valid point, I still went with something a step-up from Domino’s.
Once they post three photos without their significant other, your mind is allowed to start wondering, “They single?”
Dammit. Can’t even trust Time anymore.
Yeah, he absolutely crushed that write-up.
If having a dialogue with rap legends is frowned upon, you’ll find me mean mugging while looking at my iPhone screen on the regular.
No explanation on that but I’m definitely doing it this weekend.
You say this as if I haven’t already said that before when writing about him.
We all saw his post-game, man. He’s sad enough without having to be publicly shamed on noted website PostGradProblems.com.
No.
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!”