I run at 5am, because it’s only a warm 75, instead of a scorching 100. Pretty sure the only person that ever sees me is the newspaper delivery guy, I’ve never seen his face (it’s dark), but hopefully he enjoys the show.
I read an article about how to properly wash your hair and it said that even for “active” women they shouldn’t wash their hair every time and use a mixture of vinegar and water spritzed into their hair. Maybe if you’re doing a relaxing version of yoga, but that is not going to work after my sweaty run, yuck.
Maybe I’m out of the norm for girls, but I never celebrated anniversaries for dating or remembered those dates at all. I got a dozen red roses from a guy once to mark our one month anniversary and color me surprised, it was a bit embarrassing that I had no idea we were “dating” that long.
Now I’m married, so that date counts. But if you’re doing it right, and make her feel special on random days (or everyday if you’re a champ), then you don’t have as much pressure on the big dates.
This is probably horribly awful of me, but I’m imagining Girl trying to hook up with the yoga instructor, like full on throwing herself at him, only to get spectacularly turned down and snubbed. Only to find out the next day that he hooked up with Alex (or whatever single girl is on the trip). Then she spends the rest of the trip fuming as he continues to compliment the other girls form or chakra, or whatever yoga people compliment each other on.
True Story: I was from a small town that didn’t have any of those chains. Up until I got to college I couldn’t wait to go to a larger city and hit up a Chili’s or Joe’s Crab Shack. They were my favorite.
I’m not a guy, but my presumptuous answers to your questions are:
1. He’s trying to hook up with you.
2. Doesn’t need to lay groundwork for when you’re single, he’s interested in in hooking up, not getting together.
3. Skip #3 because N/A
4. He’s saying that hoping you will say you aren’t going to tell your boyfriend or that he doesn’t need to know, because that then confirms that you would be the type that would cheat on your boyfriend.
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You realize this “hot take” is like 3-5 years past when everyone else was thinking it, right?
I legit laughed at my desk
Will, no judgement on deodorant. I had afternoon drinks with my mother in law and ended up buying about $300 worth of decorative holiday plates.
I literally had this conversation this past weekend. Some girl going on a run with her hair down and done… psychotic.
Do not attempt to separate the holy trinity.
I run at 5am, because it’s only a warm 75, instead of a scorching 100. Pretty sure the only person that ever sees me is the newspaper delivery guy, I’ve never seen his face (it’s dark), but hopefully he enjoys the show.
I read an article about how to properly wash your hair and it said that even for “active” women they shouldn’t wash their hair every time and use a mixture of vinegar and water spritzed into their hair. Maybe if you’re doing a relaxing version of yoga, but that is not going to work after my sweaty run, yuck.
Of course they didn’t even have to pay for the cancelled yoga trip at all. I need a Caroline in my life.
Maybe I’m out of the norm for girls, but I never celebrated anniversaries for dating or remembered those dates at all. I got a dozen red roses from a guy once to mark our one month anniversary and color me surprised, it was a bit embarrassing that I had no idea we were “dating” that long.
Now I’m married, so that date counts. But if you’re doing it right, and make her feel special on random days (or everyday if you’re a champ), then you don’t have as much pressure on the big dates.
This is probably horribly awful of me, but I’m imagining Girl trying to hook up with the yoga instructor, like full on throwing herself at him, only to get spectacularly turned down and snubbed. Only to find out the next day that he hooked up with Alex (or whatever single girl is on the trip). Then she spends the rest of the trip fuming as he continues to compliment the other girls form or chakra, or whatever yoga people compliment each other on.
It technically would add up, but only if you include his money.
True Story: I was from a small town that didn’t have any of those chains. Up until I got to college I couldn’t wait to go to a larger city and hit up a Chili’s or Joe’s Crab Shack. They were my favorite.
I’m not a guy, but my presumptuous answers to your questions are:
1. He’s trying to hook up with you.
2. Doesn’t need to lay groundwork for when you’re single, he’s interested in in hooking up, not getting together.
3. Skip #3 because N/A
4. He’s saying that hoping you will say you aren’t going to tell your boyfriend or that he doesn’t need to know, because that then confirms that you would be the type that would cheat on your boyfriend.