God bless teachers and nurses for having a job that helps society, but they are the most annoying people on social media, besides girls who are in the process of getting married.
Poor sidewalk etiquette in a big city really grinds my gears. Groups who take up the entire sidewalk in a large row, people who walk on the left side of the sidewalk, people who walk too slow. All of them are the worst.
Last Saturday night, I asked a girl at the bar on a date to get 2am pizza and go back to my apartment to make a two piece puzzle. She respectfully declined.
Get a “boss button”, like March Madness used to have. Where you’d be watching a game on your computer and with a click of a button on the media player, a random pie chart pops up and the game gets minimized.
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God bless teachers and nurses for having a job that helps society, but they are the most annoying people on social media, besides girls who are in the process of getting married.
Come to Chicago and we’ll double that shit.
Should get Liv Langdon back on instead.
Yeah, but sports, beer, and getting drunk with friends are pretty much the only things I do.
Iphone notes are the best for writing a girl’s name down, who you drunkenly meet, because you’re dumb and will forget it within two minutes.
Poor sidewalk etiquette in a big city really grinds my gears. Groups who take up the entire sidewalk in a large row, people who walk on the left side of the sidewalk, people who walk too slow. All of them are the worst.
Defries, you’re a blogger, you need to steal “my life is just a big piece of content” and use it for yourself.
It don’t need to be my last week to do that.
Duda drinks warm Mic Ultras.
Writes an article hating on Chicago summers. You’re such a hipster.
I love a bad sex session, so I can perform a fake ejaculation worthy of a nomination by The Academy.
Last Saturday night, I asked a girl at the bar on a date to get 2am pizza and go back to my apartment to make a two piece puzzle. She respectfully declined.
King Kong could take down 100 polar bears, by himself. Gorilla > Polar Bears.
A polar bear would win, unless if the gorilla was Harambe. Harambe could take on three polar bears at once, RIP.
Get a “boss button”, like March Madness used to have. Where you’d be watching a game on your computer and with a click of a button on the media player, a random pie chart pops up and the game gets minimized.
11. Copy/paste PGP articles into a blank email and read them there.
Yeah, but in this city, there’s a lot of cool places for me to get drunk with my friends. It’s pretty chill.
Of course you would hate the standard of living in the US, you’re homeless.
The criteria for food pics is just don’t do it. Except if it’s, like, black coffee or something. Gotta let please know you’re a deal closer.
My old frat just got kicked off campus. Whose keystone are we going to drink and whose floor are we supposed to throw up on, now?