Going to drink lots of shitty beer with my friends and get overly into watching 18-22 yr olds destroy their bodies for the entertainment of the people.
In that picture, Mitt Romney looks like that rich friend’s dad, that everyone has in college, who gets way too drunk at family weekend, because he just wants to be young again.
This 22 year old new hire, sitting behind me, keeps talking about the 2016 election and his frat from college. Someone send me a bottle, so I can give myself alcohol poisoning and be out of this misery.
“Glenn Kurlander, a managing director at Morgan Stanley who works with private wealth advisers, said the two things that parents think about as ways to keep their family together — vacation homes and philanthropy”. This quote made me lol at my desk and then sadly realize how much of a serf I really am.
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Thanks Will, you’re a man of the commenters.
Per article, sup?
Congrats on the sex
Don’t kid yourself, Will. You’ve always been total scum.
No wonder “The Chase” is dead.
It’s time for a new girlfriend.
At my age, the sushi option sounds much better.
So girls have told their friends about how average my sex game is? That’s dope.
The thought of not paying off the full balance on a credit card gives me anxiety.
I stopped reading the first submission after “I’m an intern in DC this semester and am from a southern school with a large presence in Washington”.
Going to drink lots of shitty beer with my friends and get overly into watching 18-22 yr olds destroy their bodies for the entertainment of the people.
In that picture, Mitt Romney looks like that rich friend’s dad, that everyone has in college, who gets way too drunk at family weekend, because he just wants to be young again.
This 22 year old new hire, sitting behind me, keeps talking about the 2016 election and his frat from college. Someone send me a bottle, so I can give myself alcohol poisoning and be out of this misery.
I just want to find something in this world that makes me as happy as a girl, when she finds out her bestie is getting married.
“We’ve both been very adamant since the start that neither of us want a relationship”. You fell into the trap, Charlie. All girls want a boyfriend.
This made me think of my friends who are referred to as “this guy” or “best friend” on social media. You’re just being used as a prop, watch out.
Falling asleep alone is hard enough, let alone when you’re sharing a bed with someone.
Nah, an adult Capri Sun is just an ice cold beer.
The worst part is they’re too loud. If you want to talk to someone, you have to yell in their ear. River North sucks.
“Glenn Kurlander, a managing director at Morgan Stanley who works with private wealth advisers, said the two things that parents think about as ways to keep their family together — vacation homes and philanthropy”. This quote made me lol at my desk and then sadly realize how much of a serf I really am.