I almost had to get a deep cleaning, like two years ago. I got Sonic Care and started flossing twice per day and my mouth has never felt better. 10/10 would recommend getting an electronic toothbrush.
No one is more annoying than people who are super into politics. Stop paying attention to CNN, Fox News, or your social media, who stir the pot for profit.
Last week, I heard one of my best friends tell his girlfriend, over the phone, that he loves her. I was so excited, because now I know they’re going to be together for a while and she has very attractive friends.
My last neighbors would play instruments for hours everyday, so my roommate egged their place, when he got home from the bars, on three separate occasions. They told the landlord and tried to fight us. It was funny.
I took one to the airport last week. The guy would not stop asking me questions. Dude, it’s 4:30 in the morning and I woke up 20 minutes ago. Please, no small talk.
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1. Steal all the free condoms from his university’s student health services and mail them to Duda.
2. Make coffee for everyone
Go get Defries a cup of coffee, intern.
If this dude hooks up with this girl, the two guys just weren’t that good of friends to begin with.
I need to get one of these to match my Timberlands. My outfit will scream I’m a plumber from the rust belt
There’s nothing more cringeworthy than the chalkboard pic.
I almost had to get a deep cleaning, like two years ago. I got Sonic Care and started flossing twice per day and my mouth has never felt better. 10/10 would recommend getting an electronic toothbrush.
No one is more annoying than people who are super into politics. Stop paying attention to CNN, Fox News, or your social media, who stir the pot for profit.
Last week, I heard one of my best friends tell his girlfriend, over the phone, that he loves her. I was so excited, because now I know they’re going to be together for a while and she has very attractive friends.
My last neighbors would play instruments for hours everyday, so my roommate egged their place, when he got home from the bars, on three separate occasions. They told the landlord and tried to fight us. It was funny.
I took one to the airport last week. The guy would not stop asking me questions. Dude, it’s 4:30 in the morning and I woke up 20 minutes ago. Please, no small talk.
1. Say I’m staying in tonight or 2. I have other plans, maybe, we can meet up later. It’s not rocket science.
The best part about not being passionate about anything, is that you don’t even care about being single, anymore.
Billy being able to curl and bench press the same amount of weight is such a power move.
Wealth inequality is just such a stupid, cringeworthy lingo.
If the girlfriends of your buddies don’t hate you, meeting girls through them is the go to.
Great take, Nick. Let’s go around the city, dumping people recyclables into their dumpsters, instead.
I wish they sent me a free henley, when I buy stuff off bodybuilding.com.
Same. Except for today, someone brought in donuts and no one was eating them, so I took one for the team and had three. Team player.
I prefer to exercise daily and eat healthy M-F. Eat fast food for every meal and drink a case of beer between Friday post work and Monday morning.
The first person never associating with people who don’t binge drink. PGPM.