Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Accidentally typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” to a client today. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

The highlight of my day was watching Windows do an update. PGP.

Not necessarily pissed that I had to come in on a snow day, just that everybody else came in too. PGP.

Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.