Looking forward to listening to my new audio book on my commute home tonight. #PGP

Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

I haven’t been this sober on my birthday since high school. PGP

I still make out in bars.PGP

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.

Put in my two week notice now my boss is super cool to me PGP

Was told I’m too old to be of interest to any of the men that work on my floor. I’m 24. PGP.