My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

I called in sick for being too sunburned. PGP

I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Fat, but not happy.