No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

My quarterly performance review is coming up. I hope I get fired. PGP

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.