Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.

Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.

Received a rejection email for a job I never applied for.

I get more LinkedIn notifications than Bumble.

“Try to think of this as an opportunity to explore a new area of your career.”

Carol from HR microwaves fish every. single. day.

My job forces me to use Internet Explorer.

Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.