Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.

I don’t know what it’s like to be fat, but I’m awfully close to finding out. PGP.

Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

The only “raging” I do anymore is getting blackout drunk watching Netflix. Alone. PGP.