It’s crazy to think for most of human history if you wanted to eat you literally had to walk into the woods and kill something, and now people can’t even eat meat because it’s ‘murder’ how times have changed.
I always feel weird talking to veterans because it either seems like your kissing their ass cause they were in the military, or an insensitive jerk because you asked how a major part of their life was (deployment/war/combat). It’s hard to be friends with somebody when you know any connection you share will never be like the one they have with their Army buddies. I think being in the military changes people. Not always for the worse, but definitely changes them
One time I had sex under one of those pine trees that have the branches that makes a hollow ‘room’ beside the trunk. The tree was in my parents front yard #goodtimes
Because when you don’t bring much to the table in a friendship it’s easier to gossip and bad mouth someone to make yourself feel better than it is to confront the realization that nobody likes you because you don’t have much going on besides what you put on Instagram that morning .
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You should go to a bar this weekend and meet a Brad so you can write a column about it next week!
Who goes to Cabo in July?
*Duda
Best thing that’s happened to me in months
I would low key murder someone if National Treasure 3 would come out tomorrow. I love those movies
This is real talk. I work in agriculture and most people don’t know shit about what it’s actually like raising animals and what all goes into it.
It’s crazy to think for most of human history if you wanted to eat you literally had to walk into the woods and kill something, and now people can’t even eat meat because it’s ‘murder’ how times have changed.
I always feel weird talking to veterans because it either seems like your kissing their ass cause they were in the military, or an insensitive jerk because you asked how a major part of their life was (deployment/war/combat). It’s hard to be friends with somebody when you know any connection you share will never be like the one they have with their Army buddies. I think being in the military changes people. Not always for the worse, but definitely changes them
One time I had sex under one of those pine trees that have the branches that makes a hollow ‘room’ beside the trunk. The tree was in my parents front yard #goodtimes
Lol she sleeps with guys in every article I’m just giving her a hard time.
Titanic is always a classic. A lot of memories of pausing it at a certain scene after my parents went to bed. #katewinslet
I’m pretty sure she gives and takes plenty, buddy.
In your adult life, how many different guys would you say you have hooked up with?
I made my money the old fashioned way, I got run over by a Lexus.
Will, you remind me a lot of Tom off of Parks and Rex.
No offense but how do you have 100k in student debt but still have a low paying job? Sounds like you should’ve picked a better major.
These hoes ain’t loyal
What would you say if I told you I was both #verified and a member of the illuminati
Because when you don’t bring much to the table in a friendship it’s easier to gossip and bad mouth someone to make yourself feel better than it is to confront the realization that nobody likes you because you don’t have much going on besides what you put on Instagram that morning .
You can just tsk ice cold showers. I’ve been doing it for about a month and it seriously changed my life