Walking out of the shower I had one older gentleman stop directly in front of me, reach over to grab some lotion off the sink, and then proceed to apply said lotion to his legs. Mind you he’s standing in the middle of the walkway, applying lotion using the keep-your-legs-straight-and-touch-your-toes stretch motion. Full on old man back scrote.
Lab puppies are girl magnets. Get a lab and just play fetch with him at a dog park until he can’t move anymore. I live in downtown Denver and works for me. Granted, we have a rooftop dog park.
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“I hate couples that refer to each other as “their best friend”.”
Couldn’t agree more.
Nice. I’ll have to give this one a shot.
I get the “What-do-you-know?” greeting from some of our Louisiana consultants. Never know how to answer this one.
Was really rooting for natural selection here.
I guess if there is one person allowed to use God’s name in vain it’s his son.
Nobody fudged any numbers to make something come out to 69%? Come on Match.
Name checks out.
I’m sure the pop country blaring through your headphones didn’t help.
This is the only way I can get Fireman’s 4 in Denver.
Once a month doesn’t sound like you really enjoy kale.
Damnit…having**
Haven’t a go to locker is key.
Ten to twenty pairs of dress…Wills?
Don’t you ruin Home Alone for us, intern.
Same in Denver. I prefer Kario Mart.
How about Frontier passengers stuck in Denver?
Shout out to Real Ale Brewing.
Walking out of the shower I had one older gentleman stop directly in front of me, reach over to grab some lotion off the sink, and then proceed to apply said lotion to his legs. Mind you he’s standing in the middle of the walkway, applying lotion using the keep-your-legs-straight-and-touch-your-toes stretch motion. Full on old man back scrote.
Lab puppies are girl magnets. Get a lab and just play fetch with him at a dog park until he can’t move anymore. I live in downtown Denver and works for me. Granted, we have a rooftop dog park.
In lieu of our Christmas party we get an additional day off before Christmas. Not sure if I should be sad or thrilled by this…