I can’t imagine what kind of person wants to wait at a sit down restaurant for an hour for fucking breakfast food when they can grab a burger in 5 minutes, go back home, whack it on the couch with the spare time and have $10 extra in your pocket. Or sleep until 4pm like the good Lord intended.
Yeah if you go buy everything new from sports authority. People are getting rid of this shit on Craigslist for practically nothing all the time. But the motivation part is spot on.
Of course elementary schoolers understand it (or whatever the fuck 11 year olds do nowadays). They have it basically as shitty but can’t get slammed on a random Tuesday.
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The San Andreas fault can not move fast enough.
Hemingway is the only one that could get away with being called Papa. And no, having a typewriter doesn’t make you fucking Hemingway.
I can’t imagine what kind of person wants to wait at a sit down restaurant for an hour for fucking breakfast food when they can grab a burger in 5 minutes, go back home, whack it on the couch with the spare time and have $10 extra in your pocket. Or sleep until 4pm like the good Lord intended.
This article is alright, but have you seen Veronica’s new list?
I was about to mock them, then I realized I have a $400 cooler. Granted, it will last longer, but still.
Your bio checks out
I assumed you became the messiah because the carpentry thing wasn’t going so hot
Currently imagining your reaction to an article written by a guy whining that girls say they want a nice guy but actually go after assholes.
Yeah if you go buy everything new from sports authority. People are getting rid of this shit on Craigslist for practically nothing all the time. But the motivation part is spot on.
I don’t remember subscribing to Buzzfeed
I’d fight you, but I’m too bloated from not eating probiotic yogurt.
My hangovers care about them being open on Sunday
Cool story. Let us know when they open on Sundays.
Your profile picture is a girl’s ass.
Just snort pre-workout
Lists like these are why I avoid relationships like the plague
Of course elementary schoolers understand it (or whatever the fuck 11 year olds do nowadays). They have it basically as shitty but can’t get slammed on a random Tuesday.
I like to think the sun affects my day to day life
*Attached *willing to hook up with you. Pick only one. How is it my responsibility to honor someone else’s commitment that they don’t even honor?
“Idiot apple fan” there’s no need for redundancy. Enjoy your headphone adapters and squirt guns.