My colleague just excitedly told me she has exactly 16 days and 2.25 hours left at this company. PGP.

I seriously had a can of tuna for dinner and was okay with it.

Your meeting with your boss regarding a possible promotion being rescheduled four times. PGP.

Coworkers that hum. PGP.

3 hour meeting with no break and having to piss halfway through it. PGP

Accidentally ate someone else’s lunch today. PGP.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

“Let’s take this conversation off-line.” PGP.