Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

Went on a brunch date, got sunburned. PGP.

I thought Sausage Party was too over the top. PGP.

Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

Got locked out of my Twitter account for “Suspicious Activity.” All I did was change my bio. PGP.

Triple checking your alarm. PGP.

My brain only registers the first and last five minutes of my commute. PGP