Overheard in the office: “So does that mean like you have a foot fetish?” PGP.

Office put $200 down on the bar for the holiday party. There were 250 people at the party. PGP.

Same couches, new address. PGP.

There’s a fire two floors below my office right now. Building management said to stay in our offices. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

She treated our breakup like an exit interview. PGP.

“Someone should probably do something about that.” PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Seeing grad day photos of the kids that were freshmen when you were a 5th year senior. PGP.

The traffic report has essentially just turned into “Every road is closed…forever”