New job gave me an actual office with a door. I’m most excited about getting to nap under my new desk. PGP.

Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP

I make my lunches the night before. PGP

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP

Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

I caught some prime-time network TV. And I liked it. PGP

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.