Can’t get an adderall prescription so I bought off brand caffeine pills instead. PGP

Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.

I used to be cool… PGP.

Coming off ‘too confident’ in interviews is suddenly a bad thing. PGP.

Just got a promotion and a raise. I now make less per hour. PGP

The Saved By The Bell cast currently looks younger than I do. PGP.

I’ve been here for two months. I came to the horrifying realization today that no one here knows what the hell they’re doing. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Low balance alerts. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.