Kentucky (-18) to make rent. PGP.

“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

I am literally dead inside.

The new secretary is a snaggletooth. PGP.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

I’m starting to think before I act. PGP.

Zoloft is the new Adderall. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.