I still can’t tell if you are trying to date her, or just rebound bang her. This girl definitely sounds like she isn’t ready to hop back into a relationship, considering she’s going to Europe and getting ass tats. Here’s hoping you can set up the alley oop, Godspeed good sir.
The Chase is a numbers game, this is a moonshot, but you know how the saying goes: “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
I can’t imagine the amount of comments women get during their lifetimes, about what they’re wearing, how they look, excercise, diet, doing their job and even taking their cars to get fixed. I get annoyed when people armchair quarterback my height, I can’t imagine it just coming with the territory of gender.
There are tons of people out there just zombie-walking into traffic and getting lit up by cars, if you care to do a casual google search. I’m all for it, cleanse the gene pool, hand out Darwin awards.
Sounds like Corinne and DeMario might take the cake this weekend, going on a reality show, getting shithoused with complete abandon (shouts to Jorge the bartender, we miss you), and doing enough naked stuff in a pool to offend a bachelor producer (I thought they had seen everything tbh). Strong contender.
She hundo p broke up with the comedian so she could get her freak on in Europe. She is now using you as an emotional crutch so she doesn’t feel lonely before she heads off to Europe for some euro strange.
I wear dry fit polo’s very often in Texas, bars or no. Especially during the summer. If it’s a nice evening though, I’m rocking a button down or Hawaiian.
Had a great beach trip last weekend, this weekend is the first one in a long time where I have no plans, and nowhere to be. Plan to knock a few back and enjoy it. Might mow the lawn.
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Still butthurt about that, huh?
It’s okay man, we can’t all be winners. Sorry you drew the short straw in life.
Is PGP reaching the Golden Age of serialized columns? Idk, but I love where we’re at. Keep it up, gang, you’re killing it.
And the proceeds to pull shit like, “I’ve got this” at the brunch table followed by venmo receipts? When does daddy’s money run out?
They’re going to be dropping like flies.
I still can’t tell if you are trying to date her, or just rebound bang her. This girl definitely sounds like she isn’t ready to hop back into a relationship, considering she’s going to Europe and getting ass tats. Here’s hoping you can set up the alley oop, Godspeed good sir.
The Chase is a numbers game, this is a moonshot, but you know how the saying goes: “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
If you use sunscreen, shower that shit off
“Only if we can also talk about James and John!” – VBS Teacher
For those who are *not* going to take this advice, check out any of the Coffey sisters. Ellie and Holly are pro surfers and deeeaaar god are they hot.
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I can’t imagine the amount of comments women get during their lifetimes, about what they’re wearing, how they look, excercise, diet, doing their job and even taking their cars to get fixed. I get annoyed when people armchair quarterback my height, I can’t imagine it just coming with the territory of gender.
There are tons of people out there just zombie-walking into traffic and getting lit up by cars, if you care to do a casual google search. I’m all for it, cleanse the gene pool, hand out Darwin awards.
Sounds like Corinne and DeMario might take the cake this weekend, going on a reality show, getting shithoused with complete abandon (shouts to Jorge the bartender, we miss you), and doing enough naked stuff in a pool to offend a bachelor producer (I thought they had seen everything tbh). Strong contender.
I need to check into this. Have to imagine the talent is incredible…
That was brutal, and I loved every second of it.
She hundo p broke up with the comedian so she could get her freak on in Europe. She is now using you as an emotional crutch so she doesn’t feel lonely before she heads off to Europe for some euro strange.
I wear dry fit polo’s very often in Texas, bars or no. Especially during the summer. If it’s a nice evening though, I’m rocking a button down or Hawaiian.
Don’t worry. He probably knows already.
Had a great beach trip last weekend, this weekend is the first one in a long time where I have no plans, and nowhere to be. Plan to knock a few back and enjoy it. Might mow the lawn.