This sharp cheddar looks best about 4 weeks after a haircut and about a week before it’s so out of control that I get comments about needing to get a haircut. Only place I’ve been able to find that cuts it right is 40 bucks. It kills me every time.
My girlfriend has only been able to steal one jacket from me, everything else has ridiculously long sleeves to fit my obnoxiously long arms and literally swallows her. She does love that one jacket though.
You can catch me on the porch in a head to toe reaper costume playing “is it real, or fake?” with the neighborhood hooligans and scaring the bejeezus out of any who dare risk the candy bowl
I have to say I actually think Todd did pretty well for himself considering he was reeling from the ambush. John just sat there and let his boy be hung out to dry.
Fuck this bitch. Congratulations man! Weddings are always shitty for the bride and groom, because they don’t really get to enjoy their own party, that’s why Honeymoons and all-inclusives exist.
I’m going as Rick from Rick and Morty. Lab coat, portal gun, and flask in the pocket. Spray some silver shit in my hair and burp on command and I’m golden.
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Can confirm. I have a two door pickup and have a knife and a multi-tool.
This sharp cheddar looks best about 4 weeks after a haircut and about a week before it’s so out of control that I get comments about needing to get a haircut. Only place I’ve been able to find that cuts it right is 40 bucks. It kills me every time.
My girlfriend has only been able to steal one jacket from me, everything else has ridiculously long sleeves to fit my obnoxiously long arms and literally swallows her. She does love that one jacket though.
You can catch me on the porch in a head to toe reaper costume playing “is it real, or fake?” with the neighborhood hooligans and scaring the bejeezus out of any who dare risk the candy bowl
“I ‘member!”
Let the man live his life. Esp since his girlfriend totally sucks, and not in the good way.
I have to say I actually think Todd did pretty well for himself considering he was reeling from the ambush. John just sat there and let his boy be hung out to dry.
Fantastic move.
Congrats on the sex
Name checks out.
Maybe not on a random Tuesday, but if I’m getting a little shower hanky panky on a Friday after work I’m not complaining.
I enjoy these so much.
Hard ‘sup?
Fuck this bitch. Congratulations man! Weddings are always shitty for the bride and groom, because they don’t really get to enjoy their own party, that’s why Honeymoons and all-inclusives exist.
I’m going as Rick from Rick and Morty. Lab coat, portal gun, and flask in the pocket. Spray some silver shit in my hair and burp on command and I’m golden.
I may steal this. Thank God for good hair genes.
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With slutty raincoat and a red balloon
Do a barrel roll!
Cucking the Paris trip, that’s a big league move.