“The new hires are all bright eyed and bushy tailed.” PGP.

Blocking your schedule out for a “meeting” so you can go buy 1/2 price candy during work. PGP.

My coworkers throat clearing rivals that of a 737 taking off. PGP.

Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.