OR… you just trick your S/O at the beginning of you relationship into agreeing to NEVER getting gifts for each other. You plan fun activities for each other on your respective birthdays and other “important” events because “I’d rather spend my money on experiences than stuff.”
This post has me convinced that Girl has never traveled internationally before. You couldn’t pay ME to drag more than one suitcase through the airport.
I know this chick, she’s a huge fan of Beauty and the Beast. Well a few years ago, she and her family took a trip to Disney World. And they’re hanging out in front of Belle’s castle when all of the sudden all these random people start handing her those giant balloons with the Mickey Mouse ears on the inside. And what happens next? He boyfriend pops up and proposes. In front of the Beauty and the Beast Castle. Fucking magical. Fast forward a couple months and they’ve broken up. Now I’m thinking, well that blows. That dude stole the best proposal ever from her and any future potential suitors will never be able to follow that up. But now its 2017, and this chick and her new boyfriend take a trip to Paris. Do you know what’s a couple hour’s train ride from Paris? The actual fucking castle the Disney animators used as a reference for the Beauty and the Beast castle. New boyfriend plans a surprise private tour of the place and proposes on the balcony. I don’t know what Todd has planned, but its not gonna live up to all that.
I agree. I like to watch a disney movie now and then, but I cannot fathom why a married couple would want to spend their honeymoon standing in line with a bunch of screaming children when they could be at an all inclusive resort getting shit-faced on the beach. Besides, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is where it’s at.
Fun fact, dinner actually refers to the most significant meal of the day which can be midday or in the evening. If you eat dinner around midday instead of a light lunch, the less significant evening meal is called supper.
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She will just make Todd redo the picture else ware if it’s not perfect.
And we thought the build up to the proposal was bad…. The build up to the wedding is going to be insufferable.
She’s turning 27 in February. Her clock is gonna be ticking in about 3 years.
I think she will literally murder Todd if he proposes on her birthday.
Aren’t we all?
Chronicles of Todd: She Just Kind of Sucks
OR… you just trick your S/O at the beginning of you relationship into agreeing to NEVER getting gifts for each other. You plan fun activities for each other on your respective birthdays and other “important” events because “I’d rather spend my money on experiences than stuff.”
If she has read any of those articles, she sure as hell isn’t following their advice. No one packs a fucking blazer to go on vacation….
This post has me convinced that Girl has never traveled internationally before. You couldn’t pay ME to drag more than one suitcase through the airport.
Or he goes through with the wedding and gets it annuled instead of going on the honeymoon.
I’m hoping that Todd forgoes the Pairs proposal for a Christmas one and breaks up with her 3 months before the wedding. Maximum drama.
Are we getting a part 2 of this because I. AM. DYING. TO READ IT.
I know this chick, she’s a huge fan of Beauty and the Beast. Well a few years ago, she and her family took a trip to Disney World. And they’re hanging out in front of Belle’s castle when all of the sudden all these random people start handing her those giant balloons with the Mickey Mouse ears on the inside. And what happens next? He boyfriend pops up and proposes. In front of the Beauty and the Beast Castle. Fucking magical. Fast forward a couple months and they’ve broken up. Now I’m thinking, well that blows. That dude stole the best proposal ever from her and any future potential suitors will never be able to follow that up. But now its 2017, and this chick and her new boyfriend take a trip to Paris. Do you know what’s a couple hour’s train ride from Paris? The actual fucking castle the Disney animators used as a reference for the Beauty and the Beast castle. New boyfriend plans a surprise private tour of the place and proposes on the balcony. I don’t know what Todd has planned, but its not gonna live up to all that.
I agree. I like to watch a disney movie now and then, but I cannot fathom why a married couple would want to spend their honeymoon standing in line with a bunch of screaming children when they could be at an all inclusive resort getting shit-faced on the beach. Besides, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is where it’s at.
Victoria, you are my favorite.
plz update us when you find out!
Thank you.
Fun fact, dinner actually refers to the most significant meal of the day which can be midday or in the evening. If you eat dinner around midday instead of a light lunch, the less significant evening meal is called supper.
I mean, I know it was on a Tuesday, but this was literally the most boring TGDAG Halloween ever.