Last Friday we had a student, who normally rides the bus, have his Mom pick him up. She was running ever so slightly late:
Me: G, what kind of car does your mom drive?
G: A Lincoln, you know the kind that is nice on the outside, but dirty on the inside?
But will that gravy train end when they get married? Girl’s spending habits would probably put financial stress on them quick if they’re just living on Todd’s salary.
Prediction: Girl takes Sperry on the plane to the wedding. Sperry dies on the plane. And so begins the first disaster in the dumpster fire wedding weekend in which Girl is SO horrible, Todd had no choice but to end it with her. RIP Sperry, your sacrifice was great, but you helped Todd finally be free from the basic bitch.
Yep! Mojitos are my favorite, but I will only order then if A) I’m at a resort, or B) they’re on the menu. Any other situation when your out an about makes you a bitch. That’s why I have a mint plant growing in my backyard.
I always thought staycations were for when you were too poor to actually go anywhere…. Dad takes is a couple days off work. Mom let’s us build a tent for to sleep in. We do one fun thing like Six Flags, and at least one day is devoted to the entire family staying at home for the full day.
I have done this…. Not to that extreme. But I planned a big family dinner at our house without telling my husband. Thankfully, he doesn’t work on Sundays and wasn’t too mad that bed be giving up his Sunday afternoon nap. Sometimes it’s just hard to remember that they don’t actually know every thought that crosses your brain.
Is this a clue that Girl lives in the South??? Because wedding dresses are seriously around half the price down here. Source: Say Yes to the Dress; the most expensive dresses at Bridals by Lori (Georgia) are around $5,000, but $2,500 will still get you a nice dress. But at Klienfeld’s (NY) $2,500 would basically get you something resembling a ratty nightgown and the expensive dresses regularly go for upwards of 10K.
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Also, 12 is a prime age for appendicitis.
I need example pictures of the outfits she envsions. Stat.
Todd dropped the ball on this one, but I can’t believe Girl broke a cardinal fashion rule: it is better to be overdressed than underdressed.
Last Friday we had a student, who normally rides the bus, have his Mom pick him up. She was running ever so slightly late:
Me: G, what kind of car does your mom drive?
G: A Lincoln, you know the kind that is nice on the outside, but dirty on the inside?
But will that gravy train end when they get married? Girl’s spending habits would probably put financial stress on them quick if they’re just living on Todd’s salary.
Prediction: Girl takes Sperry on the plane to the wedding. Sperry dies on the plane. And so begins the first disaster in the dumpster fire wedding weekend in which Girl is SO horrible, Todd had no choice but to end it with her. RIP Sperry, your sacrifice was great, but you helped Todd finally be free from the basic bitch.
He should have at least updated us then… I was counting on TGDAG to pull me through an all day meeting…
How did Eric pull this off?
I’m it’s Sept 5. Where is TGDAG?
At least give us a timeline on the hiatus!
Watched the Even Stevens movie a couple years ago. It still holds up!
How I upgrade my wardrobe: shop HIGHER end resale shops.
1) Find good brands like J. Crew, Banana Republic, Loft, and more.
2) Realize these clothes actually ARE nicer and actually DO fit better than everything I’ve ever bought at Old Navy and Target.
3) Look at these stores online to find real prices for things and cry.
4) Return to resale shops every few weeks to see their updated stock.
Yep! Mojitos are my favorite, but I will only order then if A) I’m at a resort, or B) they’re on the menu. Any other situation when your out an about makes you a bitch. That’s why I have a mint plant growing in my backyard.
Letting your kid be a “latch key kid” is a good way to get CPS called on you until they’re at least 10 nowadays, unfortunately.
Texas sees your “opressive heat” and raises you THIRTY-ONE degrees.
I always thought staycations were for when you were too poor to actually go anywhere…. Dad takes is a couple days off work. Mom let’s us build a tent for to sleep in. We do one fun thing like Six Flags, and at least one day is devoted to the entire family staying at home for the full day.
It’s never been specifically stated. Best guesses are Chicago, NYC, or Austin.
I will read yours whenever you post it!
I have done this…. Not to that extreme. But I planned a big family dinner at our house without telling my husband. Thankfully, he doesn’t work on Sundays and wasn’t too mad that bed be giving up his Sunday afternoon nap. Sometimes it’s just hard to remember that they don’t actually know every thought that crosses your brain.
Is this a clue that Girl lives in the South??? Because wedding dresses are seriously around half the price down here. Source: Say Yes to the Dress; the most expensive dresses at Bridals by Lori (Georgia) are around $5,000, but $2,500 will still get you a nice dress. But at Klienfeld’s (NY) $2,500 would basically get you something resembling a ratty nightgown and the expensive dresses regularly go for upwards of 10K.