Allstate also just raised my rate (no accidents, no tickets, not even so much as a glance from a Police officer) because of “the raise in distracted driving accidents across the nation and technological advances in cars that now cost more to repair than before”.Thanks a lot Allstate!
Now that I know there are women out there that want this, I’m pretty sure you just ruined my life by setting my new life goal beyond reach. Thanks for that.
Like hell saying “I’m an engineer” isn’t a damn good pick up line. I used it for years after I graduated college (not an engineer) and 100% of the time it worked 80% of the time.
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Finally buying that damn ring I’ve put off for a few years now..
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Allstate also just raised my rate (no accidents, no tickets, not even so much as a glance from a Police officer) because of “the raise in distracted driving accidents across the nation and technological advances in cars that now cost more to repair than before”.Thanks a lot Allstate!
Now that I know there are women out there that want this, I’m pretty sure you just ruined my life by setting my new life goal beyond reach. Thanks for that.
Like hell saying “I’m an engineer” isn’t a damn good pick up line. I used it for years after I graduated college (not an engineer) and 100% of the time it worked 80% of the time.