My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

NSFW only applies when you don’t have your own office. PGPM.

Only ten more months until I finally meet that three year work experience minimum. PGP.

Deliberately drinking responsibly to remember the game this time. PGP.

Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

Praying for the lay off so I get severance, and a break. PGP.

I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.