I spent last weekend doing absolutely nothing and it was incredible. After multiple weeks of travel, I ordered all my meals in, drank beer, watched the entire Harry Potter series, all of the World Series, and didn’t put on real clothes. It was glorious.
Don’t really care. If we’re at a point where it’s coming out, you’ve already decided you like me enough.
Circumcised – don’t know
Don’t really do the head push, I’m more verbal
Guys get boners all the time. Might get one but doesn’t mean I’m turned on.
Sex vs Blow job depends on my mood. Sometimes I’m lazy and don’t wanna do work so blow jobs are great. Sex requires foreplay and movement but is more satisfying.
If it’s bad and I don’t like you, it’s probably not gonna happen again. If I like you, we’ll fix it. Even if it’s bad, sex is good, if a bj is bad then it sucks (pun intended).
Orgasm feels like a combo of a great sneeze and finally peeing after you held it in for a long time.
The old hug n’ roll. As big spoon, you wait until she is asleep or just about to be asleep. Hug her and slowly roll her away a bit, then roll away and you’re free to fall asleep however you want.
If you’re at a wedding where a suit is expected, you should have on proper dress shoes, not loafers (where no socks could be acceptable). No socks with dress shoes is unacceptable. No tie is more acceptable for that reason.
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Having a destination wedding is code for “we’re inviting you because we have to but honestly if none of you show up that’s perfectly fine.”
I don’t think it’s a sin. It’s an unspoken agreement between wedding party and guests.
I spent last weekend doing absolutely nothing and it was incredible. After multiple weeks of travel, I ordered all my meals in, drank beer, watched the entire Harry Potter series, all of the World Series, and didn’t put on real clothes. It was glorious.
Au Cheval is incredible but when you get a chance, go check out Blue Door Kitchen’s burger. Honestly thought it was better.
No
Sure, but I’m generally clean
Don’t really care. If we’re at a point where it’s coming out, you’ve already decided you like me enough.
Circumcised – don’t know
Don’t really do the head push, I’m more verbal
Guys get boners all the time. Might get one but doesn’t mean I’m turned on.
Sex vs Blow job depends on my mood. Sometimes I’m lazy and don’t wanna do work so blow jobs are great. Sex requires foreplay and movement but is more satisfying.
If it’s bad and I don’t like you, it’s probably not gonna happen again. If I like you, we’ll fix it. Even if it’s bad, sex is good, if a bj is bad then it sucks (pun intended).
Orgasm feels like a combo of a great sneeze and finally peeing after you held it in for a long time.
Same spot. They changed the name (and I’m guessing ownership) about a year ago.
Remember when it used to be called Prime Bar and was a decent place to go?
Effortlessly flowing Doobie Brothers > Lil Dicky > Billy Joel > Whitney > Robin Thicke.
Bravo
“…because the 90s had awful taste in women,”
Love the article but this take is trash
Pretty sure my buddy and I are banned from that Margaritaville, but as we both don’t remember being asked to leave, we aren’t entirely sure.
All She Wants To Do Is Dance – absolute FIRE jam for the weekend.
Colleen Coyle
Had a Friendsgiving in law school every year. Group of us wouldn’t go home for the break. It was everything you could hope for.
This was my life for 2 years with the ex. Always late. Always arguments with uber drivers. I was in a perpetual state of embarrassment.
The old hug n’ roll. As big spoon, you wait until she is asleep or just about to be asleep. Hug her and slowly roll her away a bit, then roll away and you’re free to fall asleep however you want.
Solid 2001 World Series reference
Dave, they closed the Nodding at SMU and it was probably one of the sadder days of my life. Uptown one is shit now.
Griffey Jr., Leo, and formerly Joe Jamail (R.I.P.) now W.
If you’re at a wedding where a suit is expected, you should have on proper dress shoes, not loafers (where no socks could be acceptable). No socks with dress shoes is unacceptable. No tie is more acceptable for that reason.