Always use “Alt + Tab” to switch off of PGP or Reddit back to your spreadsheet when you feel your boss approaching you. Clicking all over the screen like an asshole makes you look guilty.
Crushed a 4:30AM leg workout like a madman, coming down off of C4 but spiking those caffeine levels with some dark roast. Cheers to abnormal heart rates and tearing through invoices.
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Always use “Alt + Tab” to switch off of PGP or Reddit back to your spreadsheet when you feel your boss approaching you. Clicking all over the screen like an asshole makes you look guilty.
This is what I need tonight…minus the police interaction
Don’t let Matt Ryan’s 38 touchdowns distract you from the fact that the Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the Superbowl
and Grits
you never had me… you never had your car!!
shooters shoot, nice work
Those Calcuttas get expensive…God speed
It is now confirmed that you’re not actually Jon Rocker! This guy is a phony!!
Bold move for daylight savings time
Steak and eggs, David. These gains won’t make themselves.
Changing my age setting from 22-40 to 20-40 right now
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Crushed a 4:30AM leg workout like a madman, coming down off of C4 but spiking those caffeine levels with some dark roast. Cheers to abnormal heart rates and tearing through invoices.
That Bronco with the red eyes is scary as a motherfucker
Mardi Gras stuff for the next couple weekends, not mad about it
Hopefully this wasn’t over a female Delph
Bros>
Patrick Bateman definitely jams to The Chainsmokers
My buddy’s dad is 58 and plays with us.. He had to go take the ACT last year
Don’t forget Westworld shareholders
Every time I rock a stache I get tons of compliments of dudes and 0 sex from women