I got stressed out buying a button-down shirt the other day. Couldn’t imagine having a “yes-pile”. You never disappoint deFries, you sick son of a bitch.
I typically focus on insults that involve my friends performing sexual acts on each other or calling someone a shit-sipper. Adds some humor to the insult. Calling someone a bitch just seems lazy.
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Cazzie David – Would.
Damn I need a hug right now.
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*Playoffs, damn you PGP for not giving the people the “edit” button we so desperately need.
One solution to the increased stress of NHL Hockey – beer, lots of lots of beer.
Stretch. Don’t wanna pull anything. PGP
When you nut in 2 mins and she says “aww it’s okay” – still counts as sex in my book.
I respect Donnetta Derr’s ability to take a punch from 50 cent and still muster up the strength to get on stage and twerk.
Time to be the cure and get shit-faced. Come at me you blood-sucking ass-holes!
“Show Charlie Murphy your titties” – RIP, Charlie.
I never want to live in a world where “not drinking” is even on the table.
Man I really hate ATLGuy…
Nived is right. I hope your co-workers read this comment – “Go lick a taint you cock-juggler”.
A minute is all I need to severely disappoint a girl. PGP
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Not sure she understands how marriage works.
I got stressed out buying a button-down shirt the other day. Couldn’t imagine having a “yes-pile”. You never disappoint deFries, you sick son of a bitch.
Damn that escalated quickly.
#MakeBaseballGreatAgain – stick to the classics, beer and hot dogs. Lots of beer…
I typically focus on insults that involve my friends performing sexual acts on each other or calling someone a shit-sipper. Adds some humor to the insult. Calling someone a bitch just seems lazy.