You’re thinking along the lines of Movado. Tag is at least Swiss and carried in most respected jewelry stores. It’s a good watch, but nowhere near a fashion statement.
My new Sunday attire of choice is boat shoes, gym shorts, random button down showing an uncomfortable amount of chest hair. It’s freeing to no longer care why others think.
You’re overlooking the advantages to being furthers from the bathroom – longer walks = more time away from desk, and the biggest benefit being basically zero chance at overhearing or smelling others’ morning routine.
It’s a tragedy the global warming caused by the exhaust emitted from all that unnecessary air travel will ultimately be the death knell for countless bovines.
I disagree. I think the problem is people who only vote on one issue, i.e. 2nd Amendment or Gay Rights or a Woman’s Right to Chose. Oh, candidate XYZ has no foreign policy experience? Who cares, because he’s the only one who is pro-choice so I have to vote for him. Or, it’s time we put a woman in office so I’ll vote for Hillary no matter what.
I don’t know of anything more Redneck Riviera than a ‘stache, BluBlockers, and bushwhackers. If you weren’t made honorary bikini judge at the FloraBama that day then color me disappointed.
I’ll take NotBroke at her word on everything else, but I’m leaving a caveat on those things until we get an updated profile pic with more concrete proof as backup.
You’re a Dr., make six figures, own a home, have a good sense of humor, are knowledgeable in sports, and claim to have giants knockers. Something tells me you’ll be okay in the husband department.
The green bottle Gold Bond is mentholated so it actually burns a bit at first, which might cause a panic-induced sweat sesh. Keep your head up, though. This is my fifth summer in Texas and although I do perspire more than the locals, it does get marginally better with time.
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You’re thinking along the lines of Movado. Tag is at least Swiss and carried in most respected jewelry stores. It’s a good watch, but nowhere near a fashion statement.
I liked this. Very Onion-esque. Well done.
But all a Tag says is, “I can afford a non-descript $1,200 watch.”
My new Sunday attire of choice is boat shoes, gym shorts, random button down showing an uncomfortable amount of chest hair. It’s freeing to no longer care why others think.
Who hasn’t eaten food out of a bowl?
Schmitt’s Gay all the way
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/schmitts-gay/n10163
I want to know why in 2016 there’s a puka shell necklace hanging from a man’s bedpost.
“80 games? Fuck all y’all. I aint sorry for shit. Aint none a y’all complained when I hit 48 homers last year. Suck a dick.”
You’re overlooking the advantages to being furthers from the bathroom – longer walks = more time away from desk, and the biggest benefit being basically zero chance at overhearing or smelling others’ morning routine.
It’s a tragedy the global warming caused by the exhaust emitted from all that unnecessary air travel will ultimately be the death knell for countless bovines.
I’m trying to imagine a world in which women hit on soft sixes and what that would do to my ego.
My wife just tells me I’m wrong all the time for free. At least this one’s getting paid for it.
I disagree. I think the problem is people who only vote on one issue, i.e. 2nd Amendment or Gay Rights or a Woman’s Right to Chose. Oh, candidate XYZ has no foreign policy experience? Who cares, because he’s the only one who is pro-choice so I have to vote for him. Or, it’s time we put a woman in office so I’ll vote for Hillary no matter what.
And unfortunately the least informed tend to have the loudest voices.
I don’t know of anything more Redneck Riviera than a ‘stache, BluBlockers, and bushwhackers. If you weren’t made honorary bikini judge at the FloraBama that day then color me disappointed.
I know what this was in response to. Ballsy move by whoever posted that link. Any more specific thoughts you have to share?
I’ll take NotBroke at her word on everything else, but I’m leaving a caveat on those things until we get an updated profile pic with more concrete proof as backup.
You’re a Dr., make six figures, own a home, have a good sense of humor, are knowledgeable in sports, and claim to have giants knockers. Something tells me you’ll be okay in the husband department.
She’s compensating for something. Expose her shortcoming(s) and smite thy enemy down.
The green bottle Gold Bond is mentholated so it actually burns a bit at first, which might cause a panic-induced sweat sesh. Keep your head up, though. This is my fifth summer in Texas and although I do perspire more than the locals, it does get marginally better with time.