Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.
James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.
“The webinar will begin shortly. Please remain on the line” PGP
A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.
Still getting rejected after being flown-in for the final interview. PGP.
Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.
The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.