MLB relief pitcher would be great too. Learn 2 great pitches, make millions of dollars facing 1 to 3 batters a game as a specialist (left or righty), spend the rest of the time bull shitting in the bullpen.
My wedding is November 19th and we need a DJ. I can offer full open bar, some food that the lady’s parents are probably paying way too much for, and a damn good time.
I was close enough with her family that I just went to her parents’ house one night and asked. Of course they weren’t there, so I just hung out with her brothers til they got home. I asked as soon as they walked in.
The ring had not come in at this point (bought from an independent jeweler, not a store. Much better quality and price), but I had a picture of what it looked like and showed them.
I would ask both. Don’t want to regret that later and/or make her mom feel not as important.
You won’t crap your pants. Maybe a little shart, but not full on crap.
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They just would have found another way to mess it up.
Doesn’t matter had sex.
MLB relief pitcher would be great too. Learn 2 great pitches, make millions of dollars facing 1 to 3 batters a game as a specialist (left or righty), spend the rest of the time bull shitting in the bullpen.
Dan Patrick gets me through the morning.
My wedding is November 19th and we need a DJ. I can offer full open bar, some food that the lady’s parents are probably paying way too much for, and a damn good time.
Or it’s a carry over from a really awesome weekend
And Crash still finds time to pound beers with buddies in town and gamble like hell on Clemson +7. True American Hero.
Where’d you get that comeback, the toilet store?
Live in Richmond, cover all of VA for work. Ain’t no party like an I66 rush hour party.
From what I can tell, he’s already gotten off… A lot
Keep that shower going so Crash Jr. doesn’t ask any questions?
Had me at “drinking money”
Where’d you get that joke, the toilet store?
That escalated quickly.
Doesn’t matter had sex
Speaking of insane, are you gonna come back and pass out while driving a golf cart in June? Could use that in my life again.
I was close enough with her family that I just went to her parents’ house one night and asked. Of course they weren’t there, so I just hung out with her brothers til they got home. I asked as soon as they walked in.
The ring had not come in at this point (bought from an independent jeweler, not a store. Much better quality and price), but I had a picture of what it looked like and showed them.
I would ask both. Don’t want to regret that later and/or make her mom feel not as important.
You won’t crap your pants. Maybe a little shart, but not full on crap.
TL;DR – see Centrum’s response.
Were you expecting them to play well?
What happened to quality > quantity?
Anything golf related, maybe?