realMicahWiener

law student, polo player, chain smoker

Member Since 03/22/2018

Summer Blazer Season Is The Best Time Of The Year

Hypothetical Seinfeld: Alexa

Pretentious, Overpriced Ice Cream Stores Are Tearing The Fabric Of America Apart

Leaving Your Friends Is The Worst Part Of The Wedding Hangover

Shamelessly watching The Masters at work because I can’t get promoted and won’t get fired.

Post Grad Problems

Having a job is cool because you get paid to be hungover.

Post Grad Problems

I Had A Psychotic Episode Last Night Courtesy Of NyQuil

I’ve started greeting clients and partners with “How the hell are ya?” when I see them. I’m 24.

Post Grad Problems