I thought this was going to be a crazy story of a guy wearing multiple jerseys all over the place–restaurants, bars, to bed, etc. Seems like you were just on the lookout for a reason to drop him.
You guys are going to hate me, but I work from home and I take a nap every goddamn day after lunch. I’m 100% certain that I get more done in the remaining time left in my day. Not allowing naps is just sacrificing actual productivity for the appearance of productivity.
Right? Their thought process was, “Well I won’t complain as long as that third dog does the honorable thing and commits seppuku within the year.” Unbelievable.
My Monday so far has consisted of getting an email letting me know I lost my biggest client and source of income (freelancer), and lying on the floor staring at the fan. Naturally I got on my laptop and started reading PGP.
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A full third of Americans are obese. Honestly, the “cult” of fitness could probably impose a little more and we’d all be fine.
But what if your dog gets punted off a bridge?
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I thought this was going to be a crazy story of a guy wearing multiple jerseys all over the place–restaurants, bars, to bed, etc. Seems like you were just on the lookout for a reason to drop him.
That’s fair.
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You guys are going to hate me, but I work from home and I take a nap every goddamn day after lunch. I’m 100% certain that I get more done in the remaining time left in my day. Not allowing naps is just sacrificing actual productivity for the appearance of productivity.
Yeah guys, she’s right. You should never be happy and enjoy yourself even a little knowing that there are people who have it worse than you.
Was it your English teacher that put you off teachers?
Right? Their thought process was, “Well I won’t complain as long as that third dog does the honorable thing and commits seppuku within the year.” Unbelievable.
Ordering two beers at a time is the way to do it, especially when the place is packed and you have no idea when you’ll see your waitress next.
It’s not a look, it’s a lifestyle.
Make a new plan, Stan.
Damn.
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Yeah I may or may not be on my second G&T.
My Monday so far has consisted of getting an email letting me know I lost my biggest client and source of income (freelancer), and lying on the floor staring at the fan. Naturally I got on my laptop and started reading PGP.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading about your misfortune.
Wade Boggs would be rolling in his grave if he could see your behavior.
Wow, look at you–going to museums and not buying fancy coffee drinks. Sweet.